SlopVibeSocial Media Automation & Management, Done For You
You already know you should be posting. Every day. Consistently. But you're running a business, not a content studio — and by the time you've thought of an idea, written a caption and made it look decent, the day is gone and you've posted nothing. Again. So your feed goes quiet, your competitors stay loud, and the customers scrolling right now never even see you. We fix that two ways. One: a one-time AI automation setup that builds you an engine to auto-create and schedule your posts and stories. Two: a human-managed monthly plan where a real person runs your social media for you. Pick one, pick both — either way, you never stare at an empty caption box again.
The challenge
Most business owners don't post because they have no time and no ideas — not because they don't care. Showing up daily means brainstorming, writing, designing, scheduling and replying, every single day, on top of actually running the business. So it slips. The feed dies. And the worst part? The reach, the followers and the sales you'd have earned just go to whoever did manage to show up.
Who it's for
- Business owners who know they should post daily but never find the time
- Brands tired of paying an agency a fortune for a handful of posts a month
- Teams that want consistent, on-brand content without lifting a finger
- Anyone who wants an AI engine to run their socials on full autopilot
What's included
- A done-for-you AI engine that writes, designs and schedules your posts and stories
- Or a real human running your social media end to end, every month
- On-brand captions, hashtags and visuals tuned to your voice
- Every post and story scheduled — and approved by you — before it goes live
- Content calendars so you always know exactly what's coming
- Community basics: replies and monitoring on your accounts
- Monthly performance reports in plain language, no jargon
- Add-ons on higher tiers: weekly AI video and done-for-you giveaways
How it works
Brief
We learn your brand, your voice and your goals, then pick the right path — AI automation setup, human-managed plan, or both.
Build
We set up the AI engine and your content plan, loading your brand so every post sounds and looks unmistakably like you.
Approve
You see the schedule and the look before anything publishes — nothing goes live without your green light.
Run
Posts go out like clockwork while we monitor, report and refine for more reach, more followers and more sales.
Plans & pricing
Automation Setup
- Done-for-you AI engine that creates & schedules your posts and stories
- 2 social networks included
- Posts auto-generated on a schedule you approve before they go live
- +€500 per extra social network
- AI credits billed separately — you only pay for what you use
Starter
- 2 posts + 2 stories every month
- 1 social network
- Written, designed & scheduled by a real human
- On-brand captions & hashtags
- Simple monthly report
Growth
- 2 posts + 2 stories every week
- 2 social networks
- Content calendar planned in advance
- Community basics: replies & monitoring
- Monthly performance report
Pro
- 6 posts + 6 stories every week
- 2+ social networks
- 1 AI-generated video every week
- A monthly giveaway run for you end-to-end
- Priority turnaround + full reporting
What you get
- A live AI posting engine and/or a managed monthly content plan
- Posts and stories created, scheduled and published for you
- On-brand captions, hashtags and visuals every single time
- A content calendar you can see and approve in advance
- Monthly reports showing reach, growth and what's working
Two offers, one page. The AI automation setup is a one-time €2,000 (2 networks, +€500 each extra; AI credits billed separately). Prefer a human to run it? Managed plans start at €300/month and scale with how often you post. Let's talk →
Frequently asked questions
How much does it cost?
Two ways to buy. The one-time AI automation setup is €2,000 and builds you an engine that auto-creates and schedules your posts for two networks (add more for €500 each; AI credits are billed separately, so you only pay for what you use). Prefer a human to run everything? Managed monthly plans start at €300 for the Starter, €550 for Growth and €1,000 for Pro — pick the volume that fits.
Do I keep ownership of my social accounts?
Always. They are yours, 100%, before, during and after. We work inside your accounts with the access you grant us, and you can revoke it anytime. We never hold your profiles, your audience or your content hostage — you own all of it outright.
What are AI credits and why are they separate?
The AI automation setup runs on AI tools that charge per generation — text, images and video. We bill those credits separately so you pay only for what you actually use instead of a padded flat fee. Most clients spend very little, we help you set sensible limits, and you're always in control of the cap.
Which social networks do you cover?
The big ones people actually use — Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, LinkedIn, X and more. The automation setup and the Growth and Pro plans include two networks, with extras available, and we'll recommend the platforms where your audience genuinely spends time rather than spreading you thin.
Can I cancel anytime?
Yes. Managed plans are month-to-month with no long lock-in — pause or cancel whenever you like. The automation setup is a one-time build that's yours to keep, so even if you stop the managed service, the engine we built keeps running for you.
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